Feel weak? Want to impress ladies with super powers? Great power brings great responsibility. Most super heroes have secret identities, no social life, and major super villain problems that breaks free from custody for no apparent reason and threatened to destroy the world. Then there is the responsibility of saving the world at least once a week.
After hearing this, still want to get super powers? Very well, here are few ways:
#1. Jump into sewer where green colored slimy toxic waste has been dumped and hope for a rat to pick you up. [This works more efficiently on baby turtles]
Superpowers: Powerful ninjutsu.
#2. Put a spider behind your monitor to absorb the radiation. Then put it on an arm and apply enough pressure to make it really mad so that it bites you.
Superpowers: spider sense, increased agility, super strength, ability to adhere to walls, quirky sense of humor and matrix like reflexes.
#3. Volunteer in any experiment by the government that involved gamma radiation. But this require you to have the super soldier serum injected to you.
Superpowers: Turn big and green, lost control of yourself, super strength and lose ability to speak normally.
#4. Seek out immortal god-like being and become its herald.
Superpowers: "Power Cosmic," absorb and manipulate the universe's cosmic energy, indestructibility.
#5. Sell soul to the devil by signing contract with the devil.
Superpowers: Flaming head, amazing bike riding skills and cool whip techniques. Other magical skills that will instant kills enemy who have sins.
#6. Be born in Krypton, another planet that also have a red sun and get deported to Earth.
Superpowers: X ray vision, indestructible body, super strength, super speed, laser vision, cold breath and also the ability to fly.
#7. Find way to mutate own genes.
Superpowers: May vary to individuals. Some may get ability to control weather, mind control, shape shifting and also laser-shooting eyeballs (Tips: wear a goggle).
#8. Bump into a Death God that are losing in a battle and ask him/her to borrow powers.
Superpowers: Instant close distance teleportation, cool katana that able to change shape after knowing its name, wears a cool black robe.
#9. Pay a visit to the R&D department of own company which research weapons for the government. Ask the person in charge to borrow some of the equipments.
Superpowers: No significant superpowers, just hi-tech equipments and a rubber suit protect everything except the eyes and mouth.
#10. Study hard, start up a business using your given name as the business name. Research weapon then use funds to research in advance exo-suit.
Superpowers: Super strength, increased defense, move at sound speed and hacking any network in a matter of seconds.
If anyone able to achieve these powers, use it for good.
This post is just for fun, please dont try this anywhere.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Ways to get Super Powers.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
The Fishing Trip
This is the continue from the last post, as I mentioned, we went fishing at Subang and so the fisherman went fishing.
30 minutes later, a guy in red on a motorbike stop next to him and.... stole his fishing rod? No... something similar, the guy told him that this is a pay pond that cost RM20 for 2 hours.
So Jordan the fisherman went to the free pond which is across the road.
Then, he went disappeared and Ivan also disappeared to take photo at the other end of the world. So while both of them disappear, I also do my thing while they playing with their.... rod.
We decided to give up, so we went to FTZ and dota then Kok Hui and Shearn came to play pool. Kok Hui just departed for UK on Thursday.
After wave goodbye to Kok Hui and Shearn, we went to a pond next to Ivan's house and continue fishing. He tried different posses and technique, even asked another fisherman that came fishing later.
So he continues and i also went do my HDR while Ivan went home and bath then came out and sleep.
Another 2 hours later, he still with the spirit of catching a fish. The other fisherman suggested him to go up the stream because he is using a different fishing rod. Therefore, he went upstream and we wait for him to catch a fish...
Then, something extraordinary happened.. he came and told us he gave up!!! After that, we went for dinner then went home.
Total Fish Caught: ZERO
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Fishing the Cats.
On one fine Wednesday which is a holiday that no one knows why it is a holiday, now i will tell you all what was on Wednesday. It is the Hari Nuzul Al-Quran that is the day when the "Al-Quran" (Muslim bible) was passed down to Nabi Muhhammad S.A.W or something like that.
Jordan, who came back from Singapore for mid term holidays, wants to go fishing. There we go, fishing in the small pond next to TT paintball park in Subang. I will talk about the fishing stuff on the next post.
The fisherman goes and do his fishing magic and I went to do my photography. The initial plan was wait for fisherman to catch a fish and then me and ivan take pictures of the fish. It FAILED because fisherman failed to catch a single fish.
We gave up and i went walking around the place and saw a cat that is stoning kao kao. So i took picture of it.
Actually it was sleeping, but when i walk near it then it woke up and start staring at me but it was too lazy to walk away.
Somehow we end up in AC, and there is another cat.
Another stoning cat, i wonder how cat's aperture works.
That is all for cats, next post i will talk about the rest of the fishing trip.
Firzen out.
P/S: Kok Hui left for United Kingdom already.
Labels: cats, photography, travel
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Blog on Fire!
Well, spent 15 minutes of my time just to give some new stuff to my blog. Did some Layer mask gradient, smudging and liquefying. Saturday will be going to take various new property in the KLCC vicinity.
