Ways to get Super Powers.

Feel weak? Want to impress ladies with super powers? Great power brings great responsibility. Most super heroes have secret identities, no social life, and major super villain problems that breaks free from custody for no apparent reason and threatened to destroy the world. Then there is the responsibility of saving the world at least once a week.

After hearing this, still want to get super powers? Very well, here are few ways:

#1. Jump into sewer where green colored slimy toxic waste has been dumped and hope for a rat to pick you up. [This works more efficiently on baby turtles]
Superpowers: Powerful ninjutsu.

#2. Put a spider behind your monitor to absorb the radiation. Then put it on an arm and apply enough pressure to make it really mad so that it bites you.

Superpowers: spider sense, increased agility, super strength, ability to adhere to walls, quirky sense of humor and matrix like reflexes.

#3. Volunteer in any experiment by the government that involved gamma radiation. But this require you to have the super soldier serum injected to you.

Superpowers: Turn big and green, lost control of yourself, super strength and lose ability to speak normally.

#4. Seek out immortal god-like being and become its herald.

Superpowers: "Power Cosmic," absorb and manipulate the universe's cosmic energy, indestructibility.

#5. Sell soul to the devil by signing contract with the devil.

Superpowers: Flaming head, amazing bike riding skills and cool whip techniques. Other magical skills that will instant kills enemy who have sins.

#6. Be born in Krypton, another planet that also have a red sun and get deported to Earth.

Superpowers: X ray vision, indestructible body, super strength, super speed, laser vision, cold breath and also the ability to fly.

#7. Find way to mutate own genes.

Superpowers: May vary to individuals. Some may get ability to control weather, mind control, shape shifting and also laser-shooting eyeballs (Tips: wear a goggle).

#8. Bump into a Death God that are losing in a battle and ask him/her to borrow powers.

Superpowers: Instant close distance teleportation, cool katana that able to change shape after knowing its name, wears a cool black robe.

#9. Pay a visit to the R&D department of own company which research weapons for the government. Ask the person in charge to borrow some of the equipments.

Superpowers: No significant superpowers, just hi-tech equipments and a rubber suit protect everything except the eyes and mouth.

#10. Study hard, start up a business using your given name as the business name. Research weapon then use funds to research in advance exo-suit.

Superpowers: Super strength, increased defense, move at sound speed and hacking any network in a matter of seconds.

If anyone able to achieve these powers, use it for good.

This post is just for fun, please dont try this anywhere.